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New Year’s Resolutions for Theater

If you are anything like me, you’ve probably given thought to developing New Year’s Resolutions for theater. Looking back, I think we can all agree that 2011 was a tumultuous year. Economically, politically and weather-wise, our world is changing. How we respond to those changes will determine what our experiences will be in 2012. 

Creating realistic New Years Resolutions confounds most people. I admit, I’m no expert. I tend to create goals on the fly. It enables me to stay in the moment throughout the year. But I’m sorely tempted take part in the “clean break” that is part of the New Year ritual.

SMART Goals

Experts will tell you that resolutions, or goals, should be specific, measurable, attainable, realistic and timely. These qualities spell out the word SMART. By setting SMART goals, you are more likely to achieve success.

For example, rather than resolving to become a better actor, set a goal of taking 4 acting classes in 2012.  This resolution has fulfills all of the SMART qualifications. It is specific enough for you to know what you are planning to do. You can measure your success throughout the year. It is attainable, provided you have access to acting classes in our community. You might have to juggle your schedule and priorities for it to be realistic. It also has a timeframe or deadline.

Creating a resolution of getting a specific producer or company to produce your play is not a SMART Goal. Your success should rest on your actions, not the reactions of others. Instead, make a goal that you will send your work out to 20 companies or producers a month. This resolution puts power in your hands.

Personal and Community Benefits

This year, I’m considering how my resolutions or goals will also benefit my family, community or society. Many times, people create resolutions for their personal benefit. For example, you may want to lose weight so you can look fabulous. Have you considered that becoming healthier will positively impact your family and friends?

How does your work in theater affect your family, community or society? Theater folks often get slammed for being narcissists and elitists. How often has your work solely been about self-expression?  Here’s the challenge: Link your work to your audience. Focus on what you are giving, rather than what you are receiving. Why send your work out to 20 theaters if the result will only benefit you?

When I quit theater in 2007, I went to work for a newspaper. We focused constantly on our mission: informing the community. My co-workers pursued that goal with a fervor you only see in nonprofits. Coming back to theater, I wanted to bring the spirit of that selflessness. Whenever I write a play or story, I know now why I’m doing it. I can tell you what I hope to achieve. In the past, I would tell you that I’d like the play to win awards or get produced at prestigious institutions. But those results are now byproducts of my goals and intentions. I don’t focus on results that are not within my control.

This concept goes against everything I ever learned in theater. It also goes against the career advice people have given me throughout the years. But theater is now a more fulfilling experience. Whether I get important productions or not, I know the theater I make will have meaning.

A 2012 Perspective

I’ve deliberately withheld my own New Year’s Resolutions because I think 2012 will demand us all to look beyond ourselves. It is no longer enough to elbow each other out of the way in the name of self-promotion. Becoming a superlative in theater or elsewhere is a hollow achievement if it was only about you.

As I set my New Year’s Resolutions for theater, I am looking to strike a balance between improving myself and benefiting others. The two do not have to be mutually exclusive. I’m sure there are going to be opportunities to do both in 2012. 

Gift Ideas for Playwrights (An Open Letter to My Husband)

Dear Husband:

I couldn’t help but notice you have not bought my Christmas present yet. When I last checked your usual hiding place a few minutes ago, it had expanding foam, a shotgun and extra bullets. That is not a good sign. 

Gifts for playwrights are not difficult to find. With the exception of a few loudmouths, we are a meek lot. Many of us, however, are afraid to ask for what we need or want. So here’s a list of what I would like. I’m sure you’ll have no problem getting anything on the list. I have prioritized it for easy reference. I’m also posting it on the web, so that families and friends of playwrights will have an idea of what to buy their favorite theater person.

A Director in a Box

Pictured: Director in a Box. Smokers and Santa are acceptable,
but not strongly encouraged.(Photo by Califrayray)

You always tell me you have the gift of discernment, so I would like a Director in a Box. The Director can be male or female, of any age. The important thing is to include air holes so the Director doesn’t suffocate. You can find Directors at many stores throughout the country, at different price ranges. Location is not an issue. The Director should like gritty dramas with a few funny lines and not a lot of whimsy. But we could tell humorous stories, and maybe collaborate on films, web series, etc. It should be a long-term thing, so don’t go to those director mills. A good Director is a special breed, prone to evaporating. In choosing a Director for me, keep in mind we should bring out the best in each other. And have fun. So it is going to be a personal relationship. Since you know which sweaters look best on me, I trust your judgment.

Writer’s Market Subscription
A Writer’s Market Subscription is a fantastic gift for a playwright, and here’s why: We can turn our plays into novels, short stories and articles. There is no reason why a good play should lie dormant because it hasn’t found a home in theater. You and I have talked about this already. If a story is worthy, it will always find a home.  So I would like a subscription to Writer’s Market, because I’m sure some of my work will travel along that path.

Membership to The Playwrights’ Center
It’s true I’ve recently joined up with The Playwrights’ Center in Minneapolis. I was a member once, a very long time ago. Back then, I had no idea how to use this resource. As it turns out, their member section is clear, detailed and helpful. I’m surprised at the user-friendly interface. I don’t know if they have multi-year memberships, but it would make a wonderful Christmas present. 

Membership to Scriptworks
Remember when I lived in Austin back in 2006? You and I heard my 1968 play read at Scriptworks. They were a patient group, considering the very rough draft I gave them. Eleven characters, that draft. It still amazes me that they did it. Anyway, they were good people. I wouldn’t mind becoming a member there again. We don’t have to live in Austin to qualify. It certainly would give us a great excuse to visit. We could stay at that Extended Stay Hotel, just like I did when I first moved there. It was romantic in a cold, impersonal way.

Membership to the Dramatists Guild
At this point, you’re probably saying to yourself: My goodness, is there anything my wife doesn’t want to join? I realize that anyone else reading this will likely give me grief about the priority of this gift idea. I have been a Dramatists Guild member in the past. In coming back to theater, I’ve struggled about rejoining. I fully support its mission. What stops me right now is that the price is (gulp) $130, since I qualify for full membership. That is quite a donation, unless I can make the membership useful. As you will come to find out, Dear Husband, that is about seven times what I spent on your present. 

We have talked about making cost-effective theater choices in the past. There is no need to rehash it here. I suspect I’ll be able to justify becoming a member soon. Those are the cold, harsh realities of living in this economy. Meanwhile, you can look at it like Scriptworks and make a donation to my eventual Dramatist Guild membership.

Insight for Playwrights
My friend, Pat Gabridge, turned me onto Insight for Playwrights a very long time ago. I recently subscribed again, and it has been a wonderful resource. I tend to view Insight as a pipeline to small, off-the-beaten-path theaters around the country.  The only reason this is last on the list is because I signed up a few months ago. So you could put money aside for the subscription, since it doesn’t need to be renewed for a while. 

Okay. Those are my ideas. There are a ton more I could give you, but I don’t want to waste your time. Besides, if you are reading this, you have clearly procrastinated. There is no time to spare. 

And keep away from the closet in my office upstairs. Enough said. 

 

Circle Repertory Company: History and Plays

Parabasis published my essay, “Interning at Circle Repertory Company.” It’s a lengthy article, describing Circle Repertory Company’s history and plays from a personal perspective. I was a Circle Rep intern in 1991. During my tenure, I worked in the literary office, a mainstage show, and the lab. I learned how to write rejection letters for plays and a slew of other theater skills. They also taught me how to stage manage a play.

The original essay was over 4,000 words. I cut about 1,400 words for publication. The missing chunks described the downtown theater scene in the early 90s, the role of women in theater (then versus now), and diversity. I look forward to posting those thoughts shortly. 

Meanwhile, if you would like to read more about Circle Rep, I would recommend the following sites:

• Isaac Butler's Parabasis published a series of articles on Lanford Wilson, including an analysis of his plays. Be sure to read Jannie Wolf's contribution about her time with the company.


• Frank Rizzo from The Hartford Courant interviewed Lanford Wilson and Marshall W. Mason in 1999. The Courant republished the interview earlier this year.


• The New York Times published an article in 1994, "Circle Repertory Enters Upon Adulthood." It provides a fantastic overview of the company. Reporter Bruce Weber also details the staggering debt Circle Rep accumulated over the years. 


• In 1996, The New York Times published Sylviane Gold's report on Circle Rep's closing. "A Long Circle Unbroken" describes its history in vivid terms, including the amount of unsolicited manuscripts they handled in 1982. Hint: It numbered in the thousands.


• If you would like to read about the company, I'd recommend "Plays from Circle Rep," published by the theater in 1986. It is no longer in print, but you might be able to scout out a used copy. I found my copy while living in San Francisco in the '90s. Short essays by Literary Manager Rod Marriott and Artistic Director Marshall Mason will give you insight into their philosophy about developing new plays. The book also contains plays by Lanford Wilson, John Bishop, Joe Pintauro, Jules Feiffer and Julie Bovasso. 

Writing Plays in a Small Town: Other Thoughts and Considerations

Pictured: Two sidewalks in front of our house.

Throughout this essay, I’ve sprinkled accounts of my own background and experience. I did so because I believe playwrights tend to be vulnerable to other people’s agendas. I wanted transparency so you could make the best decision for yourself and your work. You may shrug this essay off because, after all, I live in Alabama. But I suspect that the differences between my experiences in the Deep South and other small town experiences elsewhere may only be a question of degrees.

 The Illusion
In many ways, the Small Town versus City debate in theater is an illusion. Of course, it is wonderful when small towns can develop home-grown artists and art events. That goes without saying. But if you are a working artist yourself, you will have to contend with both the small town and the city.

For example, you may write a play that clashes with the culture of your small town.

In that case, you will have to seek production opportunities elsewhere. The same solution will usually apply to prolific playwrights. There is no need for you to stifle your own development and voice because you live in a small town.

Certainty
It is easy to write plays when you’re in college or when your career is going well. You have the resources and external validation to support your creativity and voice. I’ve often wondered how many playwrights would last if they didn’t have that support.

I won’t lie. You will need an enormous amount of mental and emotional strength to go through this experience. If you are writing plays when you have no resources, no validation, no community, and perhaps even no hope of seeing your work onstage, then guess what? You really are a playwright. No lack of success or experience can take that away from you. If anyone accuses you of writing plays because you want to be famous, it will feel like that person has just called you the Easter Bunny.

Freedom
One of the overlooked benefits to writing plays in a small town is the intense amount of creative freedom. You are no longer bound to the topics or perspectives that you had in a city. You are not beholden to anyone. With that freedom, your real voice emerges. When you hear or see it, you’ll know.

Gratitude

Pictured: Hay people who always show up for the town's
annual Oktoberfest. One of the pleasant aspects of this experience has been the emergence of gratitude. I focus now on why I liked theater, what drew me to it, and my own work. I also have no expectations. Being far away from the theater community means that a lot of problems simply don’t apply to me. I also have freedom to dictate how I will be involved with theater and on whose terms.

Having a lot of resources stripped away, I can see how I took so much for granted when I lived in the city. For instance, it was nothing for me to get a group of actors together to read a draft of my work. I do not have that resource at my fingertips here. It means I have to become more creative in how I work. It also means that if I ever have the luxury of resources again, you can bet that I won’t take them for granted.

Conclusion
At this point, you may still be wondering if you should write plays in a small town. I don’t know. No one else can tell you either. It will depend on your priorities and what you believe you need to sustain yourself as an artist.

I have two degrees in Dramatic Writing, and I can tell you that I’m writing more now than I did in college – or any other time for that matter. I am incorporating my experiences and the town itself into my work. Yet I also know that there is very little chance of seeing my work staged here.

I’m fine with that. Living in a small town has helped me deemphasize the production aspect of playwriting. While the opportunity would be fantastic, I would rather wait to work with the right people than have another bad experience. I also see a point where I will have to reconsider my life here. I have writing milestones to reach before that happens.

I want to close by saying this: If you do move to a small town and you’ve reached the point where your work and spirit would be better served elsewhere, you can always move back to the city. The problems are no better or worse there, just different.

Writing Plays in a Small Town: The Disadvantages

Pictured: A drought forced a turtle to relocate on our front
lawn. We pointed him back in the direction of the dry creek.

Previously, I told you about the advantages of writing plays in a small town. The increase in time and money are the primary benefits. If you are planning on staying with theater, there are significant downsides to moving away from the city.

Reminders
Before we begin, I should remind you that my experiences are based on living in a small town (population 18,000) in Alabama. I previously lived in cities such as New York, San Francisco, and Austin. I know what to expect upon arriving to a new location. 

I’m sure that my experiences are compounded by the fact that I chose a radical move. I’m originally from Connecticut. If I chose a rural New England town, maybe I would’ve had more success. Certainly, living in a rural town closer to New York, Chicago, or Los Angeles would’ve eased the problem. Nevertheless, I think almost every playwright who moves away from the city will experience these downsides to some extent.

The Big Disconnect
In 2004, my then-agent attempted to discourage me from moving away from New York. When he found out that I was considering Austin, he vehemently argued against it. Moving away from New York was like a demotion. And Austin – in Texas – really?

Pictured: Possum in a can is a common country joke. It is actually
potted meat.

In the eyes of many theater people, living outside of the large cities – way outside – is a way of acknowledging your amateur status. You become a lesser writer through your location. Clearly, there are many talented playwrights and theater folks in Austin. And I can only imagine the coronary that my former agent would’ve had if he learned that I eventually ended up in Alabama.

You may also have to deal with stereotypes from theater gatekeepers and colleagues. Your small town might be in a red state, for instance. People will have expectations about your politics or your writing based on your mailing address.

I can’t honestly say whether your rural address will hamper the possibilities of being produced in other parts of the country. I expect that there are companies out there that would not be open to working with playwrights from undesirable locations. Whether this policy is explicit or simply understood, I would be surprised if it didn’t exist. I base this assumption on three factors: 1) It has been explained to me in the past that one of the benefits of having an agent is that you can live anywhere, 2) My own experiences as a script reader for several theater companies, and 3) Some of the attitudes theater folks have thrown my way about moving away from the city.

Lack of Community
Prepare to be invisible. The Big Disconnect means a downshift in your desirability career-wise. Networking on a national level is radically different when you live in a small town. Others may think you don’t have anything to offer them, so there’s really no point in getting to know you.

Pictured: Deer outside our kitchen window.

If you move to a small or rural town, you will not have the comradery that exists in the city. You will not be able to discuss theater in the real world. Your small or rural town likely has no actors, directors, set designers or maybe even theater instructors. You may not be able to find people who can read your work back to you in rough form. Not everyone likes theater or wants to be involved in it.

To me, this has been the backbreaker of my life here in Alabama. I’m someone who enjoys her own company; yet, the lack of community is soul-killing. I’ve often wondered if it’s simply a matter of the intense cultural differences. It’s possible. When I left New York in 2004, I had a fledgling theatersphere to fall back on. But then again, I hadn’t yet moved to a small town.

As I mentioned already, the cultural differences I’ve experienced here in Alabama have been limiting factor. In small communities, trust is a major problem. I’ve been here for five years now. After trying various means of connecting with people, I’ve simply come to terms with the limitations of this situation.

Distance and Convenience
If you want to take a break from your small town and attend a concert or go to a museum, it may prove to be a high-priced experience.

When I first moved to Alabama, I thought that living near Nashville, Atlanta, Birmingham, and Huntsville would provide me with ample theater opportunities. For the record, Nashville is two hours away; Atlanta is three hours; and Birmingham/Huntsville are both one-hour from my town. What I didn’t count on was the cost of getting to those places. Alabama has very little in the way of public transportation. I used to commute 100 miles a day, round-trip to get to my job in Birmingham. Driving is costly. Add gas prices to the amount of a theater ticket and you have an expensive night out. 

Improving your skills is also problematic when living in a rural area. You will likely have to travel far to attend a playwriting group or class. For example, I wanted to take an acting class in Nashville. While budgeting for the class, I realized that the cost of transportation was more than the price of the class itself.

Like many people actively following an artistic pursuit, you will want to seek out networking and development opportunities. The big question is this: How do you continue to grow and develop your craft while writing plays in a small town? The answer: It is nearly impossible. The only way you can do it is to take online classes or travel great distances. If one of your priorities is to grow as an artist, consider this limitation before making the move.

Next: Other Thoughts and Considerations 

Writing Plays in a Small Town: The Changes

Pictured: An EF4 tornado hit my town during Alabama's
April 27th tornado outbreak. (Photo by graphizguy2k)

Previously, I wrote about the practical benefits to writing plays in a small town.  The advantages are obvious. Money and time are precious commodities to every writer. When playwrights consider making the jump from city to small town, they often cite these two factors as their primary considerations. But before you pack your bags, get acquainted with one word: change. 

Theater is a location-specific art form. I have long thought that I could write plays on the moon and send them in without a problem. But when you uproot yourself from the city, it sets changes into motion that you may not anticipate.

You
When your environment changes, you either flow with it or you cry: long, loud and often. I’ve done both. The amount of changes I had to make when I moved to Alabama surprised me. It caused me to question my beliefs and behavior. At times, I had the visceral sensation that I was being stripped of pretention, judgments and expectations.

Pictured: Another view of the EF4 tornado
decimating the historic district in my town.
(Photo by GUNxLVNxSlimJim) That has been my experience. Yours will be different. Whatever you personal difficulty you encounter, especially after you first move, know that it can take several years before you fully acclimate to your new location.

Your Writing
I believe many writers take location for granted, but where you live influences your work. I’ve seen playwrights experience success and then go to Hollywood. Soon, they are writing plays about “the industry.” Even if you don’t write explicitly about where you live, themes directly related to your locale will emerge.

How does your present location reveal itself in your writing?

Before moving to Alabama, I rarely tackled the subject of race in my creative work. I find that it comes up now, even when I’m not intentionally writing about it. Another theme has to do with the challenges of being a woman in the Deep South.  These themes are constantly in the background, even as I write plays set in New York City.

Your Perspective and Your View of Theater
Moving to Alabama has widened my view of life in America and theater in particular. The amount of poverty that exists in this part of the country is stunning. It is difficult to talk about it without remembering how much I took for granted when I lived in the city. I strongly suspect that many small towns in America have this problem.

When you surround yourself with people who don’t go to theater, you begin to understand what is “wrong” with it. To describe it is beyond the scope of this post. Nevertheless, how you see theater will change significantly.

Your Friends

Pictured: My town's historic district. The tornado destroyed
900 homes and 100 businesses in the city. One person died.
(Photo by Greg Richter)

If you are moving from a big city to a small town, prepare yourself. Some friends may drop you. Theater contacts may fade you out. This is normal. When I moved to Alabama, a few people quit talking to me. Others made false assumptions about my politics and followed it up with snide comments. Some of those experiences figured prominently into my decision to quit theater completely in 2007.

I know now there’s nothing you can do about people and their prejudices. So I'd suggest not wasting your energy trying to change their minds or prove yourself. Use your resources to further your work and your goals.

Next: The Disadvantages of Being a Playwright in a Small Town

Writing Plays in a Small Town: The Benefits

Pictured: A performance in my town.

Moving from a city to a small town is a large leap, particularly if you're a playwright. Like it or not, American theater is centralized in a handful cities around the country. That’s a fact. Yet, affordable living in those cities is almost impossible. It makes moving to a small town an attractive idea. But before you take the chance, look at how this move will serve you and your work. 

Background
When I moved to Alabama in 2006, I had planned on getting involved with theater in my town. It proved to be fruitless. I quit theater and playwriting in August of 2007. The reasons for quitting had to do with previous bad experiences, tons of debt, burnout, and the impossibility of doing theater in my current circumstances.  These issues, on top of my health challenges, left little positive energy toward anyone or anything. For the next three years, I worked at paying off an enormous amount of debt I had accumulated from my theater days in New York City.

My husband, who was born and raised in this small town, was able to open a door for us to act in a few unconventional performance pieces. These bit parts occurred about once a year, and they were done for a specific reason outside of the conventional “evening at the theater.” In this way, I was able to contribute to the community.

Did these experiences count as theater? Absolutely.

Do I wish I had more of them? Of course.

Do I see a role for me beyond what I’ve just described? No.

Considerations
Some writers prefer to stay in comfortable territory, either in their writing or in their personal lives. I’ve even heard a few theater folks say that they don’t care what people outside of their city think or how they live. That’s fine, if that works for them.

As for me, I like to push boundaries in my personal and professional life. I’m curious as to how people live and why they think they things they do. In my opinion, it’s impossible to gauge all that accurately by interviewing people or visiting a place for a few weeks.  All you will get is a thin veneer, a surface understanding of people and their situations. If you have this same intense curiosity, then you might like writing in a small town.

There are advantages and drawbacks, of course. As I describe each angle, understand that I am coming from my own experience here in Alabama. Playwrights who chose to live in a suburb of a large city or another area of the country will have a different experience.

Low Cost of Living
When I moved to New York City, I had $1000 on my credit card. I left the city with $14,000 in debt. How did it happen? Good question.

I settled on the “day job/write at night” paradigm when I moved to New York. I figured my career was theater. There was no point in trying to get a job that meant something. These low-paying jobs were typically under-valued, both in appreciation and compensation. They didn’t do much for self-esteem and confidence. Some days I worked 60 hours a week to meet my financial obligations.  Still, my attitude was that I should be willing to go into debt for my career. Otherwise, it was a statement that I didn’t believe in myself.

Living in Austin, Texas for 18-months gave me a glimpse at what it was like to live in a more affordable place. I marveled at how little public transportation cost. My rent was half of what I paid in New York. I finished three drafts of a full-length play during that time.

Alabama’s cost of living is lower than Texas. The result is that I have paid off my debt from New York City and I can meet all of my financial obligations without working myself to death.

Time
I write 10-12 hours a day. I allot a certain amount of time to my freelance writing. Since there is a low cost of living, I can put more energy into my plays and books. I make my own hours, so if I feel like I’m on a roll with a project, I keep going. This is one of the primary benefits to living in a small town.

The slow pace means I have time to think. I can delve into ideas deeply and incorporate them into my writing. I also have time to consider my previous experiences in theater and who I am as a writer. I also have time to read books that I should’ve read a long time ago.

I have no children. But even if I did, the slower pace and low cost of living would still be a benefit.

 Next: What Changes When You are a Playwright in a Small Town

 

Writing Plays in a Small Town: I’m a Playwright. Do I Have to Live in a City?

  “I’m a playwright. Should I leave the city and move to a small town?”

If you are a theater major or work in the field, you may dream of having more time and a lower cost of living. I know I did. Back in 2004, I was working in a Times Square high-rise in New York. I went through spans of time when I worked 60 hours a week to meet my financial obligations. I knew my writing was taking a hit. I used to wistfully imagine what it would be like to write all day long and not be in debt. What would it be like? If only…

So I made the move. I tumbled around the country and landed in a small town in Alabama. Population: about 18,000. I’ve been here since 2006. I’m not from Alabama originally, so I’ve had to deal with various levels of culture shock along the way.

Was it worth it? You will hear a lot of professional people give their opinions about where playwrights should live. They may encourage you to stay because of the career opportunities. They might also encourage you to leave so you can concentrate on your own work. Unless they’ve actually had the experience, they are talking in theories.

When I made the move, there wasn’t anyone who could tell me what to expect. Some people warned me about it, but they didn’t really know for sure either. If I knew what to expect back then, it would’ve made the experience easier.

These days, if I have ideas about theater or the world, I put them in my plays and books. That wasn’t always the case. I’m reverting back to my old personal blogging style, circa 2006, to give you a thumbnail sketch on the benefits and challenges of writing plays in a small town.

If you are thinking about making the move, there’s a whole lot you need to know. Due to the length of this essay, I'll post it in five segments.

Disclaimer

Clearly what I’m about to write is my personal experience. I do not have an agenda. I do not care if people live in cities or towns. Whatever works for you is fabulous. I believe that people often talk in theories and stereotypes rather than facts and experience.

In all likelihood, you are reading this essay because you are wondering whether to make a change in your lifestyle. It can be difficult to navigate the factors. If you talk about it with people around you, they may become defensive. You are not alone. Whenever I’ve questioned my circumstances, I’m always surprised at the emotional reactions I receive. Remember, you have to do what is best for you and your work.

Background

I lived in New York City from 2000 to 2004. It was my second go-around in the Big Apple since I went to college in New York City. My reason for moving away this time was primarily health-related. I had a chronic health condition that plagued me for at least two years that I lived in the city. Despite the downturn in my health, I had a rather fruitful playwriting career.  Still, I knew that if I stayed in New York City, I would not get any better. Hence, a move was in order.

I took a month-long train ride before choosing to settle in Austin, Texas. I stayed for 18-months. During that period, I started a relationship with a guy in Alabama – my future husband. I moved to a rural town in Alabama in 2006 to join him. The town’s population: about 18,000 people.

About Alabama and “Special Circumstances”

Is it hard being a northerner living in a rural town in the Deep South? Yes.

Have I ever been called Yankee? A few times.

Do I regret moving to Alabama? Sometimes.

My experiences in Alabama fall under the term “special circumstances,” meaning that the cultural differences have made it more challenging.  There are plenty of stereotypes and judgments about the South. Multiply it by 10 when you live in the Deep South. I’ve noticed particularly venomous reactions when I travel outside of the state and mention the word “Alabama.”

If you move to a rural town, you will be more comfortable if you don’t have to deal with culture shock. If you have blood relatives in the area, your chances of successful integration are far higher. Do not expect a good reaction if you are dropping in by helicopter. This is not the Peace Corps; rural folks don’t need to be saved from themselves.

If you are not originally from the area, you will likely never earn their trust. It does not matter that you are an artist. We would all like to think that the arts bring people together. And that’s true – to a point. Ultimately you can’t force people to change their minds. They change them on their own. There are slew of reasons why small towns are closed communities. Some of those reasons are understandable in context.

But it doesn’t change the bottom line: You may not fit into the rural town. This fact will make it impossible for you to do your work.

Next: The Benefits of Being a Small Town Playwright

An Interview with Patrick Gabridge: On Playwriting and Writing Books

(Laura Axelrod's note: This is the final segment of my interview with playwright and author Patrick Gabridge. See? I told you it was a mega-long interview. It was almost 4,000 words long. I'll post links to the various segments so you can revisit anything you might have missed.)

What do you like most about theater? What do you like most about writing books?

I love the collaborative nature of theater.  There's nothing more fun to me than spending the day in the rehearsal room, working on a script with talented actors, directors, and designers.  And then getting it in front of an audience, and seeing how the whole play transforms.  I like the whole process: auditions, rehearsal, tech, and performance.  The immediacy of theatre, the instantaneous feedback and give and take, thrills me.  I'm been working in theatre a long time, but I still feel the electric tingle when the lights go down and the actors start performing one of my plays, with an audience sitting all around me.

I like theater people, too--they're a social bunch and fun to hang around with.

With books, I like how completely absorbing the process is.  A novel requires so much discipline and mental strength, to sort of cram every element of the entire book into your head.  When writing a novel, the writer is responsible for everything--you're the designer, actors, director, and playwright, all rolled into one.  I like the challenge of it, though it also comes with freedom--I can call down tornadoes and destroy a city, or move characters all around the country in a bunch of different cities, or bury treasure deep in the woods.  All of which I could do on stage, but some of those things are easier in a book.  (I can have as big of a cast as I like.)   I'm still feeling my way, when it comes to writing novels, though with #4, I'm gaining confidence (and patience--the darn things are so long, 100,000 words--they take a LOT longer to write).

 Thanks for your time Pat!

Thanks for asking and for letting me share about my work and my process.

 

An Interview with Patrick Gabridge: On the Spiritual Life of His Characters

(Laura Axelrod's note: The topic of deity is an aspect of Pat Gabridge's work that I find intriguing. I wondered if he felt free to write about it, or if he encountered hostility about the subject. As always, the comments section is open, if you feel so inclined to contribute. There is one more segment that deals with theater and books.)

Both projects involve discussions of deity, in different terms. In “Tornado Siren,” Victoria Thomas doesn’t believe in God. Your play, “Fire on Earth,” deals with the Tyndale Bible. Do you find that to be a theme in your work? Are people open to discussions about it? Do people believe ever try and persuade you to believe the same things they do about it?

That's an interesting question.  I think it's a theme in some of my work, including my plays Reading the Mind of God (about astronomers Kepler and Tycho), and The Prisoner of St. Pierre (an historical one-act).  For Tornado Siren, I was interested in the idea of someone who initially saw reality as very fact-based with no room for the mystical, being confronted with things which clearly defied rational explanation.  She struggles with this throughout the book, but oddly, I think it's her relationship with Ben, it's love, that makes her willing to open herself to the possibility of the world ultimately being beyond her understanding, but not in a dogmatic way. 

In Fire on Earth, we have a direct examination of faith and the extremes to which it can be tested.  In some ways, Tydnale and his friends were the religious extremists of the day--rather than exploding themselves up as suicide bombers, they offered themselves up as martyrs.  I'm curious about the depth of faith required to offer one's life up to torture and death, as well as what it takes on the other side, also by people who feel they know God, to be willing to burn someone at the stake (a quite horrible death) in order to preserve their sense of order and power, but also using faith and God as a justification.  I think, in doing an historical piece, sometimes it's hard not to take sides with characters whom you grow to deeply love and admire over years of research.  I've struggled to keep a sense of balance in the Bishops, who were just so ruthless in their persecution of heretics/reformers.

I've had more discussions around faith and religion around Fire on Earth than I have with Tornado Siren (for obvious reasons).  I wouldn't say that people have tried to persuade or convert me.  I like hearing different points of view.  My writers' groups have had some very interesting discussions around Fire on Earth and the Catholic point of view and Thomas More, etc, in ways that very much helped me in shaping the play.  (For the record, I grew up Catholic.)

Can we look forward to more books from Pat Gabridge?

I hope so.  My agent is currently trying to find publishers for two of my novels, one a piece for adults (about a married couple of compulsive movers, whose marriage ends up on the rocks when one of them decides she doesn't want to move anymore), and a second book, a middle-grade novel for kids, about a granddaughter, her grandfather, and some buried treasure.  (Both deal with the topics of race and adoption, which are elements I explore in much of my work.)

I'm currently writing an historical novel about Robert Smalls, a black Civil War hero from Charleston and Beaufort, SC, who had some important adventures during the war (and after).  I'm about 2/3rds of the way through a rough draft, with hopes of finishing a rough version by autumn. 

Next: On Playwriting and Writing Books

An Interview with Patrick Gabridge: Conducting Research for Your Writing

(Laura Axelrod's note: In this interview segment, Pat Gabridge and I discuss his play, "Fire on Earth" and his book, "Tornado Siren." Readers of either piece will feel astonished at the amount of research Pat must have put into his work. In the next segment of our interview, Pat and I dive into a controversial topic and what I've identified as a theme in these two pieces.)

Both “Tornado Siren” and your play, “Fire on Earth” must have required an enormous amount of research. “Tornado Siren” was filled with weather-related geographical data. In “Fire on Earth,” your play about William Tyndale, you included Biblical quotes. What is your research process like? How long does it take for you to feel like you have a handle on your subject?

I like doing research for projects, and I've done several historical pieces (I'm currently writing my first historical novel).  "Tornado Siren" required a bunch of reading, though at the time when I was working on it, there wasn't nearly as much information available as there is now.  I spent months reading and researching, and I also traveled to Norman, Oklahoma, and toured the National Severe Storm Lab.  I went to a weather/storm conference in Iowa, and got to meet a bunch of meteorologists (some of whom read drafts of the book), and also got to know some storm chasers (including one who is also a physician, which was especially helpful).  I also spent a couple days driving, walking,and camping across some of the parts of Kansas that Victoria and Ben travel in the book, which was a blast.  I'd be walking along the side of the road, speaking notes into my little tape recorder.  I walked all around Smith Center (which doesn't fare so well in the book).  While I was writing, I always had a couple maps out, trying to get a sense of where the characters were going and what the land was like. 

For Fire on Earth, I spent a year reading historical material about William Tyndale and his friends, as well as his translations of the Bible and his other works.  That was just the start, to get me comfortable enough to start figuring out where to begin.  I've worked on this project for years and years, doing more reading along the way.  I even joined the William Tyndale Society and went to one of their annual conferences in San Diego, where I got to attend various workshops and hang out with Tyndale scholars and enthusiasts.  It's still hard to get the entire time period and Bible and literature all crammed into my head, but I do my best.  I have a pretty dog-eared copy of Tyndale's Bible, several other versions (including the King James), a concordance, and a Biblical thesaurus that is especially helpful.  Last year, as part of my fellowship with the Huntington Theater Company, I went back and completely overhauled the script, from top to bottom, restructured it, cut out characters, changed the title (it used to be "God's Voice)", all of which helped a LOT, but it also meant revisiting some of the research and finding new research.  The trick, though, is to not get bogged down in it, which can keep me from actually making progress on the script itself.

Next: On the Spiritual Life of His Characters

An Interview with Patrick Gabridge: The Genesis of 'Tornado Siren'

(Laura Axelrod's note: If you are a fan of Pat Gabridge's work, then there's no doubt you will find the next part of interest. Pat touches on his personal life, background, race, and needing a break from theater at one point. Oh yes, there's more coming from this eight-part interview)

So, let's talk about your book, "Tornado Siren." Can you tell us what it is about and how you came up with the idea for the story?

Tornado Siren is about a woman meteorologist who studies tornadoes and who, through some persistent detective work on her part, meets a man who claims to have an odd, mystical connection to tornadoes.  Basically, he claims to have been wandering the earth for centuries, from tornado to tornado.  Naturally, she thinks his story is full crap, but she's intensely drawn to him, partly because of some very strange things she's seen.  She ends up walking across Kansas with him, to prove whether his story is really true.  Along the way, they fall for each other.  Their relationship is tested by some very serious forces of nature.

It's a fun love story set on the Great Plains, with a paranormal twist thrown in.  It's about a lot of things, I think--it's a book that looks at the conflict between science and the mystical, and the urge to understand things that are very hard to explain.  It's also about two people with very different experiences and history, but who are both outsiders in their own ways, coming together.  It's also about race (Victoria is bi-racial).

I grew up in the Midwest, in Central Illinois, so tornadoes were part of our regular summer experience, and they always fascinated me.  My father was a scientist, and I went to MIT (I started in science before switching to writing and filmmaking) and married an engineer--so I totally understand and embrace the scientific mindset, but I'm also fascinated by events like tornadoes, which are part of nature, but also very hard to explain.  They carry with them such power and beauty and devastation, that it's easy to feel there's something more to them than mere rational facts.  I both like and squirm at the idea of events and occurrences beyond my comprehension.

 At the time I started writing Tornado Siren, I was taking a bit of a break from writing plays--I'd been running a theatre company in Denver for a while and had been very busy with theatre for years, but we'd moved to Kansas City for my wife's job.  This gave me a very quiet period to work on a novel--I was in a new city and didn't know a soul  (and I was close to tornado country).  I chose to write a first person narrative because I felt that, as a playwright, I was better suited to something where there was a definite voice involved.  Race was becoming more important to me as a subject, because my wife and I had adopted our daughter a few years earlier, and she's African American.  I wanted to create a character who was a strong woman of color who was also a scientist (there didn't seem to be many such stories out there).  As a white guy, I was wary of venturing into that territory, but as the father of someone who would grow up to be a black woman, I felt it was imperative to try.

“Tornado Siren” is a unique book. At first, readers may think it’s a mysterious stranger story. And it is, but then it’s also a road and love story. I thought its structure was interesting. Did you conceive it that way or did that happen in the writing process?

I had a sense of how the story would play out, but I think you're right that it has a couple different personalities, with one leading into the other.  That wasn't planned--it just sort of developed that way.  Hopefully it feels natural to the reader.

Next: Conducting Research for Your Writing

An Interview with Patrick Gabridge: Are There Too Many Playwrights?

(Laura Axelrod's note: Here comes that follow-up question. It deserved its own post. By no means is this the end of the interview. Our next segment will discuss Pat's novel, "Tornado Siren.")

I'm surprised by your comments. I've been out of the loop since 2007 or so, please bear with me. Is the thought that there are more plays than ever being written anecdotal, or are there statistics to back it up? You aren't the first person to say it, but I've never heard where the thought originates. After I quit theater, it seemed like a lot of others did as well... People I never thought would. So I'm wondering if there's a natural process in people entering and people exiting. Or playwrights who leave by default, who leave to write for television... That kind of thing.

Good question.  I suppose it's anecdotal.  But I think if you check around, you'll see that submissions to new play contests remain high, so plenty of people are still writing.  And I'm seeing a bunch of new play development organizations in New York and elsewhere, who list playwrights associated with them, and they're serious writers, with serious credits, and there are bunches of them.  Look at P73's list of writers.  There are 600 members of the Playwright Binge right now--that's a lot of writers who are actively submitting work.

I think there is, and always has been, a natural process of people leaving playwriting and people starting up.  People get tired of the rejection, lack of opportunity, etc., and change to something else.  You would think that since it's such a tough field and you can't make a living at it, that the numbers would eventually go down.  But I don't have a sense that that's true.  How many MFA playwriting programs are there now?  I just did a quick google search and found MFA/MA programs in playwriting at: Yale, Brown, UT, New School, Columbia, NYU, BU, Brooklyn College, Iowa, USC, UCLA, Pace, Florida State, Northwestern, SFSU, Carnegie Melon, Hunter College, Rutgers, Hollins, Arizona State, Cal Arts, Catholic University, Indiana, Smith, Southern Illinois, Texas State, Texas Tech, Univ. Arkansas, Univ. of Calgary, UCSD, Univ. of Hawaii, UNLV, Univ. of New Mexico, York Univ., Lesley, Adelphi.  (Oh, and here's a 2009 blog entry from Seth Abramson listing programs: http://sethabramson.blogspot.com/2009/12/playwritingdramaturgy-mfa-programs.html.  I haven't included every school that he lists. Some of the data is a little out of date, but you get the point.)

Holy crap.  35+ places graduating people with Master's Degrees associated with playwriting.  Even if each program only graduates 2-3 students per year, that's 70-100 new playwrights every year, who have some serious intention (we assume) of writing for the theatre.   Maybe there should be a requirement that they each have to start a new theatre company that produces only new work, upon graduation.  I think it's fair to posit that there are not 70-100 new professional production slots opening up each year in American theaters for new plays.  (Now I'm depressed.) 

Next: The Genesis of "Tornado Siren"

An Interview with Patrick Gabridge: Is There Too Much Theater?

(Laura Axelrod's note: This is a continuation of my interview with Patrick Gabridge. See? I told you it was long. Check out part one of the discussion, if you missed it. There are eight segments to this interview.  A follow-up question comes in the next segment.)

What was the most fun you've ever had in theatre? Tell us about it.

When I was helping start and run the Chameleon Stage theatre company in Denver in the mid 90s, that was awfully fun.  Lots of new challenges, as both a writer and producer.  But probably the most fun I ever had was working with Rough & Tumble on the production of Pieces of Whitey (back in 2005, at the Boston Center for the Arts).  The aspect of theatre that I enjoy the most is getting to be in the room with actors and the director, as we rehearse and make changes and shape a script into a production of something really interesting.  With Pieces of Whitey, I worked with Dan Milstein, the director, and Kristin Baker, the producer and one of the actors, for a couple months before we even started rehearsal.  Once rehearsal began, I was able to be there almost every day, and felt fully included in the ensemble (I did warm ups and exercises with them, the works).  Even as we neared production, I was involved with writing a grant to fund some moderated discussion groups, and fully participated in those, so I had an in-depth sense of how the audience was reacting to the show, both during and after the performances.

Working intensely with such extremely creative people is the kind of experience that keeps me coming back to theatre.  Though, unfortunately, I'd say it's also somewhat rare.  I'm always looking for ways to get that sort of thing to happen again.

I think the reason I was so anxious to talk to you is because I remembered how you headed up the playwright submission binge. Having quit theater in 2007, I spent the past few years writing in other forms. Over the past year, I started coming back to theater. First as an audience member and then as a writer. But I haven't sent anything out, not for fear of rejection. I guess I'm wondering if theater is worth getting involved with at this point. I've been reading how there is too much theater and too many playwrights. Do you agree with the assessment that there is too much theater, and also, what you would say to someone who is reluctant to send work out?

Hm.  Interesting questions.

Is there too much theater?  No.  Not the kind I want to see, anyway.  I'm interested in bold new work, in exciting companies producing plays that totally capture my attention, in the theater and out.  I want to see shows about fascinating characters, or plays with gorgeous language, or that just make me say wow.  Not so much to ask, is it?

Is theater worth getting involved with, as a writer?  That depends.  You can't make a living at it.  There are way too many playwrights writing plays, just in terms of available slots versus writers with scripts.  Way too many very talented playwrights for what's available.  Graduate MFA programs keep training more new playwrights.  It's much more difficult to get a full-length production now than it was 20 years ago.  I'm finding it harder than ever to get my full-length plays produced, even with a growing list of scripts that have been developed (and produced and published) and an ever-widening circle of theater contacts.  Companies are much worse at responding to submissions than they used to be--nowadays, I'd say more than 40% of submissions never get any sort of response, not even a rejection.  Agents don't seem to be looking for new clients.

On the other hand, if you like to write plays, and doing so is what makes you happy, you might as well write them.  And if you write them, you might as well send them out.  A play sitting in a drawer is half finished--it has no life until it's up on stage.  What's the point of starting and then not following through. 

I think about quitting all the time, because the lack of production opportunities for full-length plays is so darn frustrating.  I originally switched from screenwriting to playwriting because in writing for film, I couldn't get my work produced, so I couldn't learn the final things I needed to learn.  In theatre, I found much more opportunity to see my work staged and, as result, grow as a writer.  In the current climate, I'm not exactly sure how true that is anymore.  (The rise of YouTube and the internet is changing the equation in regard to reaching an audience with short films.)

But I stay in theater because I like working with theater people.  I love being in the room with actors and directors and designers.  Or even hanging out after a show or reading.  Many of my best friends are theater folk.  I like my fellow novelists and screenwriters a lot, but playwrights are really my kind of people.  (Which is why I do things like the Binge and sit on the StageSource board, etc.)

Building theater relationships definitely beats sending out scripts blind (more so now than ever).  And there's always the option of starting one's own company or self-producing.

Also on the plus side, I'd say it's easier than ever to get short plays produced.  There are tons of festivals out there, with lots of different styles and themes.

Interesting. Can you define what you mean by short plays?Fifteen-minute plays and shorter.  When I started writing plays, half-hour one-acts were short plays, but I don't think there's much of a market for half-hour one-acts anymore.  Ten-minute plays will continue to be popular for a while, because they're simple to stage, and a whole evening of them can often sell well at amateur and semi-pro theatres, because they can use large casts.

Next: Are There Too Many Playwrights?

An Interview with Patrick Gabridge, Playwright, Screenwriter, Author

(Laura Axelrod's note: I first came across Pat Gabridge back in 2003, when I was living in New York City. I don't remember how I learned about him. It was over the internet, I'm sure. Pat was involved with the Playwrights Submission Binge. I interviewed him for a playwriting column I had back in the day. He was based in Massachusetts, which I found intriguing. Back then, I believed all serious theater people lived in New York or Chicago. Sad to say, I'm only half-kidding about that.

Pat's extensive experience in theater helped me over the hump of that prejudice. Apparently it was possible to do theater anywhere. Who knew? Not me. When I left NYC because of health issues, I kept Pat's success in mind. I quit playwriting in 2007. After returning to playwriting in the fall of 2010, I thought of Pat again. I figured it was time for another email discussion on his books, plays and the state of American theater.

I'll post this long interview in 7 segments.)
 

What is the latest Patrick Gabridge news? What have you been up to recently?

What am I up to?

I'm always writing, of course.  Right now it's plays, a novel, an audio play, and even some short films.  I like variety. 

For theatre, I'm in the second year of a two year fellowship with the Huntington Theatre Company, which has been great.  I get to work with a lot of very smart people, see a bunch of shows, and get feedback on several full-length plays that I've been developing.  They gave me a reading of an historical play last August, that I'm still tweaking.  I just had a reading of another full-length play in DC with Madcap Players in January.  I've got a short play in the Boston Theatre Marathon, which is my favorite theatre event of the year--50 ten-minute plays, by 50 different writers, each produced by a different Boston-area theatre company, all in one day.

My novel, Tornado Siren, just came out as an e-book, which has been fun.  I'm glad that it's starting to find some new readers again.  I finally got an agent last year, and she's shopping around two novels, one for adults and one for kids.  I'm in the middle of the first draft of an historical novel set during the Civil War, one of those projects that I've kept hanging around for years and years, and I've finally gotten around to writing it.  It's in the extremely crappy first draft stage right now, but that's what it takes (that and patience).

 I go into the studio this Friday for a short audio play that the Huntington commissioned, as part of a set of site-specific audio plays that will be part of the Emerging America Festival (a collorbative effort between the Huntington, A.R.T., and the Institute for Contemporary Art).  I'm excited because it's with three actors who are a blast to work with, and a director/producer whom I like very much.  I did some radio theatre back when I had a company in Denver, and we always had a good time.  Radio work is a lot more relaxed than theatre or film.

 I haven't done much film for a while, but a local filmmaker approached me recently about maybe turning some of my short plays into short films.  So just in the past couple weeks, I've adapted a couple into screenplays.  It was fun to revisit these scripts and really see if I could translate them into a different medium.  It's all very preliminary, just for kicks, really, but I hope we end up making them.

That's about it.  Staying out of trouble.

Wow, you've got a lot going on. Fantastic. Is this the busiest you've been in your writing career? Do you find there's an ebb and flow to it all?

I'm busy, but I don't know if it's the busiest I've been.  (When I complain to my wife that I've never been so busy before, she tells me I have.)  In 2005, I had two full-length plays produced back to back, here in Boston, and I was heavily involved in both productions, and my first novel was about to come out--that was a pretty crazy time.  I definitely find there's a big ebb and flow to my writing career, and though I like having times where I can catch my breath, the doldrums can be tough to take.  I'm happiest when I'm working a lot.

Next up: Discussion about theater

The Walk

Robert Hugh DanielOnce a week, on my “weekend,” I accompany my husband on his commute to Birmingham. I visit with a friend, hang out in public areas and read what other people are thinking on the Internet. The day serves as a temporary respite from the solitude I feel during the week.

When the office workers go home, I take a walk that lasts several hours. Usually I cross Birmingham’s Downtown Civil Rights Trail. When I think of it, I stop to read the historical markers. Inevitably, I wind up in front of the BBVA Compass headquarters, where there’s a metal statue of Birmingham philanthropist Robert Hugh Daniel. For several weeks now, I’ve stared at the statue. Sometimes I even touch it. Then I read the biography plaque. I don’t know why.

During last week’s Birmingham trip, I took two people out to dinner at a new restaurant in Five Points South. After we finished our sandwiches, we read my new play aloud. I took two parts, plus stage directions. They each had a part, respectively. One person had some acting experience. The other worked in the medical field.

A few hours before the dinner, I thought of canceling it. I was scared because it’s been five years since I heard anyone read my work out loud. I didn’t know how I’d feel afterward.

The play is a one-act comedy with four characters – one set. I wrote it last fall to see if I could still write plays. Sometimes, people lose the ability to write in a form. I heard Bob Dylan say that once in an interview. I remember it well because it rang true for me. I used to write poetry, that’s how I got into college. But I don’t write it anymore, though I wish I did.

When I wrote this play, I decided to make it tightly structured and light. Since I have no contact with actors, directors, playwriting groups or theater companies, I didn’t veer off into daring territory. I wanted to write a fun play. Even more importantly, I wanted to see if I could set a goal and succeed.

The reading went far better than I could’ve dreamed. Both people liked the play a great deal, laughed while reading it, and seemed happy to be there when we finished. For my part, I didn’t feel humiliated or ashamed for writing it. It doesn’t need a rewrite. Neither person saw distracting elements that I need to fix.

Where I live, it isn’t easy to find people who will read my work out loud. I’m grateful that I found people who would do it, and that it was a good experience.

The Creek

I spend all day, every day, writing. When I’m not working on my freelance writing projects, I write plays. Alabama’s low-cost of living enables me to write more than I ever have before… Even in college.

In terms of mainstream theater, no one expects much from me since I live in Alabama. It allows me to write with integrity. Before, when I lived elsewhere, I mirrored my surroundings.

Living in Alabama is counter-intuitive. I don’t fit in culturally, but I have learned to respect the differences in others. Rather than telling people that they are wrong, I try to understand why people think the things they do. Looking down on people, judging them, and behaving in a patronizing way is ugly.* When you do it in theater, it alienates your audience.

Life here is different. Expecting people to have the same point-of-view is not an enlightened attitude. Again, this does not mean that I agree with what I see. But I refuse to discard people because of where they live, their politics, class, education, or whatever else makes me different from them.

Our dirt driveway is 1/8 of a mile long. It runs parallel to a creek. Every day, I take a walk for an hour, up and down our driveway. After a storm fills the creek. I listen for the water rushing. I can also hear trains in the distance. I think about my previous theater career, the people I used to know, and if I’ll ever see anything I write on stage again. I don’t know.

* Which is not to say that I don't get ugly on occasion, especially when it comes to Cosmopolitan magazine... Kidding. Well, only sort of.

Cosmopolitan magazine gets the porn treatment

I'm all for community standards. If people choose to be repressed, that's their business. I've had to take that attitude since moving to Alabama. Live and Let Live is a wonderful way of coping. But seeing this during my local trip to the grocery store stopped me in my tracks.

At every register, a black plastic magazine cover shielded our eyes from Cosmopolitan. Those plastic shields are usually reserved for porn magazines. I've never seen it used for a major market women's magazine before. 

As a side note, the store offers Maxim and other men's magazines without the black plastic shield. 

I couldn't help but wonder why the management used the shield in this instance. Consider what you normally see in Maxim and now look at the cover of Cosmopolitan. What could've caused them to use the shield?

Kinky sex and birth control, we dare not speak thy names.

Another form of Bubba

I never thought that I'd see a cola named Bubba. But here it is, at our local Save-A-Lot grocery store. 

BCS Championship: Alabama snowman says War Eagle!

 

We built this in our backyard a few hours ago. I had to show my husband how to build a snowman. My husband supplied the Auburn hat and Birmingham News.